What did the Eskimo say to the comedian? You're really ice-cool.

Why do the Dutch have flat heads? From leaning out of windmills too long.

What did the Scottish man wear to bed? His kilt of sheep.

Why don't Brazilians ever win at hide and seek? Because good at being seen.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to take a day off? He pasta way of life.

What do you call a group of Canadians stuck in a snowstorm? Cold front.

How does a Russian type fast? He uses a Tsard drive.

Why did the German potato file a lawsuit? It was fed up with being mashed!

How does a Japanese cat say hello? Meow-nichiwa!

What did the Australian say to his vegemite sandwich? You're the yeast of my worries!

Why did the Scottish farmer bring a sheep to the talent show? He wanted to win with his ewe-nique act!

How does a Canadian apologize to a tree? Sorry, eh!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A rastaman!

Why did the Polish man bring a tape measure to the bar? He wanted to see how many feet he could drink!

Why was the scarecrow awarded a medal? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue.

How do you find a Greek girl in a park? Follow the gyro.

Why do the French like to eat snails so much? They can't stand fast food.

What do you call a Chinese person who knows how to play the piano? Cha Cha Cha.

Why do Germans always seem so healthy? They follow a strict bratwurst.

What do you get when you mix an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.