Why don't Jamaicans like to listen to classical music? Because they prefer reggae over Beethoven.

Why did the Swiss man always carry a bottle of wine with him? He thought it was a matter of Swiss etiquette.

Why did the French chef switch to making sushi? He wanted to roll with a new crowd.

Why was the Egyptian pharaoh always confident? He had a pyramid scheme.

What do you call a Spanish train conductor? A choo-choo-churro.

Why did the Canadian bring a map to the bar? In case he got too 'eh-briated'.

What's a Irish person's favorite dessert? Paddy-cakes.

Why did the Russian go to the gym? He heard they had 'Putin' on muscle.

Why did the Swiss man get a new fence? He wanted to keep his neighbors neutral.

What do you call a Finnish person with a sense of humor? A laughingstock.

Why was the Egyptian pharaoh a bad friend? He always Sphinx before he speaks.

What's a Brazilian's favorite type of music? Samba-nova.

What do you call a neurotic Jamaican? A worry-mon.

What's a pirate's favorite Asian dish? Forbidden rice.

Why did the French chef become a gardener? He wanted to grow some 'French' fries.

What do you call a Swedish cow? A moose.

What did the Australian say to his girlfriend? G'day mate!

Why was the Chinese restaurant closed? It was wonton destruction.

Why did the German baker make his bread with beer? He wanted it to be well-brewed.

What do you call a group of Vikings that loves to gossip? Norse-y neighbors!

Why do Brazilians always carry umbrellas? In case of a samba shower!