Why do Norwegians always bring a ladder to the bar? In case they need to take the high road!

How does an Australian find his way in the outback? He follows the koalas!

Why did the Canadian cross the road? To get to the Moose-um!

How does a Jamaican watch his tea? He reggae's it!

What do you call an Englishman who loves tea? A proper-tea enthusiast!

How do you know if a Swiss person is in a bad mood? They're neutral-ly angry!

Why did the Italian chef refuse to work on Sundays? Because he pasta way too much on Saturdays!

Why don't Germans play hide-and-seek? Because good luck finding them!

How does a Japanese dog say hello? Konnichiwa!

Why was the Egyptian baker so successful? He Sphinx outside the box!

Why did the Greek poet always carry a pencil? In case he came across a word-yad!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wassabi!

What did the Indian drum say to the musician? Please tabla-t your order!

What did the Australian soccer player say when he missed the goal? G'D'oh!

What do you call a group of rapping cows? Moo-tang Clan!

Why did the Spanish magician make his assistants disappear? For good Spanish impasta!

Why did the Scottish cow refuse to get a job? She didn't want to be branded!

What do you call a Korean cow? Seoul food!

Why do Russian dolls make such terrible spies? They always Russian-doll-y tell the truth!

Why did the French chef bring a notebook to the kitchen? In queso emergencies!

What do you call a sad coffee in Australia? Depresso!