Jokes based on cultural customs or stereotypes (can be sensitive).
Why do Germans never play hide and seek with French people? Because good luck finding French people who surrender!
Why was the Japanese dictionary sad? It had too many words!
Why do Canadians always have great postures? They have good eh-xercises!
Why did the Italian chef become a barber? He wanted to pasta comb!
What do you call a group of mobsters playing baseball? The Soprano Sluggers.
Why did the Greek yogurt go to therapy? It had a lot of culture issues.
How do you know if a bagel is rude? It's always lox-ing the door.
Why don't vampires like Italian food? They don't like garlic breath.
How does a comedian greet his Arab friend? A-llah-lujah!
Why wasn't the Spanish football team allowed to play barefoot? Because they kept kicking their shoes off.
How do you know when a Polish person is lying? When their lips are moving!
Why did the Canadian break up with the French girl? He couldn't handle her oui-oui attitude!
What do you call a group of Irish chess players bragging about their wins? Dublin the bluff!
Why was the Korean restaurant so successful? It had great Seoul food!
Why do Australians always carry a map when they go hiking? In case they get lost down under!
Why did the Greek chef break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his gyro-mantic gestures!
What's the fastest way to get a Finnish person to stop talking? Tell them to Finland!
Why did the Russian break up with his vacuum cleaner? It was too much of a Suck-Slav.
Why was the Canadian astronaut always calm? Because he had a lot of 'space', eh?
What do you call an arrogant Japanese dessert? Mochi-to.
I asked my German friend if he knew how to play chess. He said, 'Yes, but I always feel like a pawn in a game of Wurst-Case Scenario.'