Why do Chinese people not play hide and seek? Because good at not being seen!

Why did the Italian chef refuse to get married? He pasta way from commitment!

How does a German say goodbye on Halloween? Auf Wieder-boo!

Why was the Russian oligarch always calm? Because he had a Tsar-anity clause!

What do you call a group of musicals Italian chefs? The spice girls!

Why don’t thieves rob churches? You can say they are scared of a penitentiary!

Did you hear about the claustrophobic French chef? He couldn’t handle the pressure in the kitchen!

Why was the Greek woman the best at math? She could gyro rate!

How does a Jewish person make tea? Hebrews it!

Why was the Indian man good at baseball? He was used to getting curry in the stands!

Why couldn't the Arab businessman make it to the meeting? He was sheikh and tired!

How does a Scottish person change a lightbulb? They don't, they just stand in the dark and complain about the price of electricity.

Why did the Indian man bring a goat to the movie theater? He heard it was a baah-r-rated film.

Why did the Chinese man open a bakery? To make some dough.

What do you call a group of Irish friends who start a band? The Shamrockers.

Why did the Spanish magician turn his hat into a rabbit? He wanted to pull a hare out of a hat.

What do you call a Swedish person who loves to sing in the shower? A fjord-able sin-ger.

Why did the German scientist invite all the other countries to his party? He wanted to have a diverse group of attendees for his experiment.

What do you call a group of Italian singers? A pasta.

What does a Russian bride wear on her wedding day? A Soviet dress.

Why did the French baker refuse to make more bread? He was exhausted, he needed to rest baguette.