How does a German astronaut eat his food? In a rocket salad!

What do you call a group of Swedish singers? The Abba-dashery!

Why was the sushi chef so good at math? Because he always knew how to roll!

Why did the German break up with his calculator? It was too mechanical!

How do you know if Russian bread is overpriced? It's a little pumpernickel!

Why did the Greek couple break up? They had way too many falafel-outs!

What do you call a group of Mexican cows? The Cud-dos!

How does a Canadian apologize for a bad joke? Sorry, eh!

What's a Japanese ghost's favorite food? Sushi-boos!

Why did the Indian yoga teacher become a banker? To improve his balance sheet!

What do you call a Jamaican sprinter who can't find his car? Usain lost!

Why did the Greek man break up with his tailor? He thought he was too 'seam'ly!

Why did the Japanese businessman bring a pencil to the meeting? He wanted to draw some conclusions!

How does a German say goodbye before going to the bakery? 'Gluten-tag!'

What did the French toast say to the avocado? 'You make me feel so 'avoucado'!

Why don't witches in Mexico ride brooms? They prefer 'enchiladas'!

Why did the Scottish man bring a second pair of socks to the golf course? In case he got a hole-in-one!

What do you call a group of Australians celebrating together? A 'down-unda' party!

How does a Russian like his eggs cooked? 'KGB style'!

Why did the Englishman bring an umbrella to the pub? He heard the forecast called for 'scattered showers'!

What did the Spanish farmer say to his vegetables? 'Lettuce romaine calm'!