Why did the French man bring garlic to the bar? In case he had to fend off any thirsty vampires.

What do you call a Swedish cow with no legs? Ground skol.

Why did the Polish man bring a piece of string to the bar? He wanted to tie one on.

What did the Polish man say when he walked into a bar? 'Is this a polka party?'

How does a South African fix a broken chair? With Afri-duct tape.

Why did the Finnish person break up with their vacuum? It sucked all the time.

What's a Scottish person's favorite dessert? Highland fling cake.

What do you call an insecure French chef? An oui-bitious cook.

How does a German sausage say goodbye? Auf wieder-bun.

What do you call a group of lazy Australians? A kangar-who? line.

Why did the Russian doll refuse to go on a date? She didn't want to put herself out there.

How does a Canadian cow say sorry? Moo-sorry.

Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to the doctor? He had a pyramid-ache.

Why did the Chinese restaurant get bad reviews? Their egg rolls didn't roll too well.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to fight? He pasta way too much.

How does a Chinese person open a door? With a key.

What's a pirate's favorite type of music? Arrr-bic.

What do you call a group of overly polite Canadians? A thank queue.

Why did the Russian break up with his computer? It had too many Siberian bugs.

What do you call a group of synchronized swimmers from Finland? Helsinkronized.

How does an Australian find his friends in the forest? He koala-pesses them.