What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A mon butt doctor!

Why did the German break up with his calculator? Because it wasn't adding up!

How does a Russian stay warm in the winter? They go into their Putin!

What do you call a group of overly aggressive Australians? Kangarude!

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan Dercuatro!

Why do Canadians apologize so much? They maple leaf their manners at home!

Why did the Russian break up with his calculator? It kept Putin numbers in backwards order!

Did you hear about the Jamaican sprinter who won the race without shoes? He sole-ed it!

How does a German baker punish their bread? They put it in the knead-o correctional facility!

Why did the Chinese restaurant start offering valet parking? So they could wok the cars!

What did the Eskimo say when they got a bad haircut? It's just a little off the top-sicle!

Why was the Egyptian pharaoh always calm under pressure? Because he was in de-Nile!

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan with the wand!

What's a vampire's favorite type of food? Count Chocula!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrr, you'd think it's the 'R', but it's really the 'C'!

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan-some!

What do you call a group of cowboys in Australia? The Outback-sters!

Why did the Nigerian prince start a bakery? To raise some dough!

How does a Canadian apologize? Maple-sincerely!

What do you call a Swedish cow? A Nordic bull!

Why did the Korean man bring a ladder to work? He heard it was the next step in his career!