What do you call a Russian tree in winter? A Russian doll.

Why did the Greek girl bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a group of musical insects in Ireland? A Celtic band.

How does a Scottish farmer greet his cows? He gives them a highland moo!

Why do Norwegians always use sunscreen? They can't stop Viking sunburns!

How does a Greek person get to work? By gyroscopic!

How do you find a Russian in a sauna? Look for the one with the Vlad-imir tattoo!

What do you call a group of Australians watching a football game? The Outback Huddle!

What do you call a Scottish cow playing the bagpipes? Moo-sical!

Why do Swedish people always carry a piece of sandpaper in their wallet? In case they need to Scandinavian!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A weed whacker!

What's a Chinese person's favorite type of candy? Wonton candies!

How do you know if a Turkish person is in a good mood? They falafel-ing great!

What do you call an Eskimo fortune teller? An Inuit-nik reader!

Why did the Italian chef open a bakery? He wanted to make some dough!

Why did the Italian chef bring a ladder to work? He heard the pasta sauce was at the top shelf!

Why do Brazilian soccer players never invest in the stock market? Because they're afraid of take 'losses'.

Why did the Russian man buy a water bed? He heard he could get a 'Czar's rest'.

What do you call a group of clumsy Swiss people? The Swiss cheese.

How does an Irish person fix a broken window? With Paddy O'Glue.

Why did the Italian chef start a garden? So he could make fresh basil puns.