Did you hear about the Irishman who was so short, he needed a stepping stool to reach the leprechaun?

What's a Russian's favorite type of tea? Kremlin tea!

Why was the sushi chef so good at karate? He could chopsticks with his bare hands!

Why did the Canadian break up with his GPS? He couldn't handle the constant 'eh' directions!

What do you call a group of tech-savvy cows? The Moo-tang clan!

How does a British person apologize to a ghost? With a 'boo-hoo'!

Why did the Australian kangaroo open a daycare? He heard he was great at hopscotch!

What do you call a group of Italian grandmothers? The pasta brigade!

How does a Jamaican man tell time? He looks at the 'irie' on the clock!

Why did the German skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!

What do you call a group of sushi chefs on strike? The Wasabi Warriors!

Why did the Scottish cow wear a kilt? It wanted to look 'moo'ving.

What do you call a group of disorganized witches? A 'coven' of mistakes.

Why did the Greek girl break up with her boyfriend? He was always acting like a 'Zeus'.

How does a pirate say 'hello' in Japan? Konichi-wa matey!

Why do Russian dolls have such small chests? They're always nesting.

What did the English muffin say to the baker? You're on a roll!

What do you call a Filipino contortionist? Manila fold.

How do you know if a Chinese restaurant is good? The limousines are parked out front.

What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their victories in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why did the Brazilian man go to the doctor? He was feeling a little Rio.