Why did the Indian man go to the doctor? He was curry-ous about his health!

What's a mathematician's favorite Italian food? Pi-za!

Why did the Brazilian soccer player go to the bank? To check his balance!

What do you call a Japanese girl who only eats vegetables? Sue-Shi!

How do you know when a Scottish person is angry? They kilt the mood!

How does a Dutch person keep their house clean? They wooden shoe it!

What do you call a group of polite Canadians? A maple leaf!

Why was the Italian chef always upset? He pasta lot of his exams!

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan pablo!

Why did the Chinese restaurant get bad reviews? It was Wonton cruelty to animals!

How do you find a Russian spy in a sauna? He's the one blinking!

What's a pirate's favorite cuisine? Arrrrr-gentine steak!

Why did the French fries go to therapy? They had too many chips on their shoulders!

What do you call a group of disorganized Irish people? Shamrocks!

Why did the British man bring a pencil to bed? In case he made a mistake!

Why did the Russian doll refuse to go to therapy? She didn't want anyone to know she had too many issues inside!

What do you call a Dutch person who loves to clean? A windmill-wiper!

Why was the Chinese restaurant so noisy? Because everyone was talking 'wok'!

Did you hear about the Eskimo comedian who always performed on ice? He was a real 'frost-biter'!

How do you know if a Greek person is mad? They start breaking plates instead of yelling!

Why did the Spanish magician move to the desert? He heard the sand was magically delicious!