How does a Canadian moose tell the time? With moose clock!

What did the Turkish kebab say to the spicy sauce? We make a great wrap together!

Why did the Greek man go to acting school? To learn how to gyro his emotions!

What did the Korean rice say to the saucy noodles? You soy-saucy!

Why did the French chef always carry eggs in his pocket? In case he needed an omelette monde!

How does a Russian dog greet you? Barking mad!

What did the Spanish potato say to the French fry? Amigos for life!

How does an Englishman apologize to a bird? He offers it tea and crumpets!

What did the Italian chef say when he accidentally dropped the pasta? He fettuccine-ed up!

Why was the German baker so successful? He always knew the best strudel of the trade!

What do you call a Jamaican antelope? A Rasta-antelope!

Why did the Chinese man bring a bell to the bar? He wanted to chime in!

How does a Scottish sheep say hello? Ewe-hoo!

Why was the Russian doll always calm? She had a lot of inner peace!

Why do vampires always travel with their coffins? They're stakeholders!

Why did the Chinese man bring a magnifying glass to the bar? To find Mai Tai-ni!

What did the British wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? Tea-riffic to meet you!

Why was the French bicycle always tired? It was always too tired!

What do you call a Greek girl who loves to dance? Plate-smashing!

Why did the German baker always win at poker? He had a great poker face!

What do you call an Egyptian cat king? A meow-meow-pharaoh!