What do you call an Arab sheikh's favorite song? An oil-time classic.

Why don't Canadian magicians do well in Vegas? They always keep apologizing for their tricks.

How did the Australian get a six-pack? He went to the bottle-O.

Why did the French chef get bad reviews? Because he had a real beef with the customers.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to move to America? He pasta way too much time in Italy!

What's a snowman's favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes!

Why did the Chinese smartphone start meditating? It needed to find its zen mode!

How do you know if a British man is lying? His teeth aren't chipped!

What do you call a Spanish singer who can't find his microphone? Enrique Lostglesias!

Why did the German chef only use one utensil? He was always bratwurst!

What's an Eskimo's favorite type of music? Chill out tunes!

Why did the Indian astronaut bring curry to space? To spice up his mission!

Did you hear about the Jamaican comedian who could only tell jokes in patois? He had a real problem with punchlines, man!

Why was the Egyptian pharaoh a great leader? Because he Sphinx ahead!

Did you hear about the English teacher who was secretly a superhero? She had the power of grammar!

How does a Canadian ghost say sorry? With a booo-kay of flowers!

Why did the Japanese chef have trouble making bread? He kept miso-ing the ingredients!

Did you hear about the Brazilian soccer player who became a gardener? He needed to work on his grass skills!

Why did the Irishman go to the barbershop? He heard they had a sham-rocking good time!

How does a Russian cat drink its milk? From a Bolshevik!

Did you hear about the Scottish skunk who couldn't spray properly? He had a wee scent problem!