Why did the Italian chef have trouble making friends? Because he pasta way too much judgment.

How does a German say hello to a cow? 'Moo-tagen!'

What do you call a Japanese baby who was born on a plane? A 'kawai-flyer'.

What do you call a Japanese fish? A one-chop stick.

Why did the Irishman start reading his beer? Because he heard it had a good head.

Why don't scientists trust atoms from the Middle East? Because they make up everything.

What happened to the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.

What's the leader of a Mexican walking backwards? The back-alley-ader.

Why do Russian spies make terrible electricians? Because they always get caught wire-tapping.

How do you steal Pamplona's airport? Run it away.

Did you hear about the Australian running champion? He tried to run away from his shadow.

How do you break up a Polish reunion? Bring a swiffer.

Why do Chinese bakers make terrible comedians? Their puns are too wok to laugh at.

What do you get if you cross a Jamaican and a German? A stoned sour kraut.

Did you hear about the Scottish cow that was so patriotic? It was always moo-in for independence.

Why did the Dutchman bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.

How does a Dutch man propose? He gives her a tulip and says, 'Two lips for two lips.'

What do you call a group of musical apes? Gorilla harmonizers!

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? He heard it was good at herding Wieners!

How do you know if a vampire is sick? He's always coffin!

Why did the geology professor break up with his girlfriend? He took her for granite!