Jokes based on cultural customs or stereotypes (can be sensitive).
What do you call a clumsy Japanese sumo wrestler? A 'miss'-umo.
Why was the British man always calm during a storm? He had a stiff upper 'lip'.
Why did the Russian bear go to the spa? To get 'polar' massages.
What kind of art do German shepherds prefer? Paw-casso.
What do you call a Japanese owl? A 'hoo-dini'.
Why did the Italian man go to the eye doctor? He could only 'pasta-tively' see spaghetti.
Why did the Indian chef quit his job? He couldn't handle the 'naan'-stop kitchen.
What's a German's favorite kind of bread? Reich toast.
Why was the Brazilian soccer team so good? They knew how to 'goal' with the flow.
Why don't Icelandic people play hide and seek? Because nobody wants to be 'I-slanded'.
Why did the Australian man bring a surfboard to the bar? He heard they had 'wave' reviews.
What do you call a Spanish cat with nine lives? Gato 'nueve'.
Why did the Canadian bring a map to the bar? In case he 'eh'-scorted someone out.
Why don't Greek people trust technology? Because they always prefer 'Acropolis' notes.
Why was the French chef a hit at parties? He always had the 'quiche' to impress.
Why did the Dutch man bring a lettuce to the bar? He heard they had a 'head'-turning selection.
What do you call a lazy Mexican? A siesta-sleeper.
Why don't Finnish people tell secrets on the phone? Because they have too many 'Nokia' listeners.
What do you call a group of rowdy Swedes? A Viking clan.
Why didn't the British man drink his tea? Because he mistook it for a 'royal-tea'.
Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to the doctor? To get a 'tomb-stone'.