Why did the Mexican take up gardening? To grow salsa.

What do you call a clumsy Spanish bullfighter? An 'ole' bull.

Why don't American tourists play hide and seek in France? Because they have trouble 'Paris-ing' by.

Why do Irish men wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why was the Russian bear such a good dancer? It had great 'Moscow' moves.

What's a pirate's favorite type of music? Rrrrrap.

Why did the Chinese restaurant get bad reviews? The food didn't 'wok' out.

Why did the Spanish magician turn into a restaurant owner? Because every time he said 'tricks', people expected tapas!

What do you call a Russian potato? A dictator.

Why did the Scottish cow wear a kilt? Because it was 'udderly' stylish.

What kind of exercise do lazy Greeks do? Gyro-bics.

Why was the British computer cold? It left its Windows open.

Why did the Canadian go to the gym? To work on his maple leafs.

What do you call a lazy Australian? A koalafied procrastinator.

Why did the Swedish man bring a belt to the bar? He heard they had a 'tight-knit' community.

Why was the African country so good at soccer? Because they had a strong sense of Ghana.

How did the French cat win the race? It took a 'purr-fect' shortcut.

Why did the Jewish man go to the bank? To check his balance.

Why did the Korean man never go on dates? He couldn't kimchi a break.

What do you call a group of Italian chefs on strike? Pasta-tute.

Why don't Swedish people ever get lost? They always find their way back home with Swed-navigation.