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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Ida-ware, this is a really bad knock-knock joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wendy you get here, I missed you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Anita ticket for this show!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Walter ‘til you see what I got you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alaska nurse if I'm okay?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Pasta present to open your gifts!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Luke who’s talking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Canoe help me with this heavy load?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Juan to watch the game with me?
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Abe-nd my invitation to the party!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Frost.
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Frost one out, it’s getting chilly!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yogurt.
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Yogurt to know me better, you might like me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
I’m good, thank you for asking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alaska.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Hazel my hand when you need a friend!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alex the questions around here!
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Kenya feel the love tonight?
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Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole, let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alfred.
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