Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.
Alfred the dark, I'm scared!
Cantaloupe with me, I'm scared!
Cook.
Cook me up some dinner, I'm hungry!
Olive you do is win, win, win!
Yoda best!
Lettuce celebrate!
Ben knocking for hours, can I come in already?
Cantaloupe.
Orange you going to let me in?
Sorry, I made you cry!
Don’t get too excited, it’s just me!
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Taco about a great joke!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan. Juan who? Juan to go out for some ice cream?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and you'll see!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting to come in for hours!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in already, it's raining!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got any more jokes?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys lunch time, let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard been the wind, because you didn't laugh!