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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Alfred the dark, I'm scared!
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Cantaloupe with me, I'm scared!
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Cook.
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Cook me up some dinner, I'm hungry!
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Olive you do is win, win, win!
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Yoda best!
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Lettuce celebrate!
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Ben knocking for hours, can I come in already?
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Cantaloupe.
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Orange you going to let me in?
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Sorry, I made you cry!
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Don’t get too excited, it’s just me!
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No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
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Taco about a great joke!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan. Juan who? Juan to go out for some ice cream?
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and you'll see!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting to come in for hours!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in already, it's raining!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got any more jokes?
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys lunch time, let me in!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard been the wind, because you didn't laugh!
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