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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cheez. Cheez who? Bless you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma-ost there, open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Vera-good at telling jokes, if I do say so myself!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Viola.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Viola-some set of jokes we have here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wendy-ng up some more jokes to tell!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Winnie-mum more jokes later, promise!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yvonne.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yvonne-a tell you more jokes!
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Zara-nother pile of jokes coming your way!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sue.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sue-per funny jokes up ahead!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sylvie.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sylvie-cal with these jokes, don't you think?
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Tina.
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Tina-lated with more jokes yet to come!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Tracy.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Tracy-ing more jokes with you, brace yourself!
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Sally.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sally-ting some more jokes, wait for it!
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