Knock, knock. Who's there? Earl. Earl who? Earl be back with more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Carol. Carol who? Carol later, I'm here now!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry funny person coming to the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alice. Alice who? Alice you, who else?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? I'm Ed-ucated and ready for some laughs!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gina. Gina who? Gina round of applause for that joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal-leluja, you finally opened the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jan. Jan who? Jan-u-ary or Jan-u-pleased to meet you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to hang out with you more often!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in, please?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ron. Ron who? Ron the doorbell, it's rude to knock!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-per happy to see you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Terry. Terry who? Terry-ble weather out here, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Abe. Abe who? Abe-zolutely ready for some jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick-of-time to answer the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you let me in already?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Max. Max who? Maximum fun is waiting for you inside!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Paul. Paul who? Paul-ow me, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mike. Mike who? Mike me up a sandwich!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Larry. Larry who? Larry me in before I freeze!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kim. Kim who? Kim me a hug, please!