Knock, knock. Who's there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy bear, thanks for the cuddles!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tina. Tina who? Tina little bit of patience, I'm getting there!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Xavier. Xavier who? Xavier hands and open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Zelda. Zelda who? Zelda me your ears, another joke is coming!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you can't guess who's at your door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow way I'm telling you until you guess!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you, you were supposed to say 'Gesundheit'!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's windy out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep, move out of the way!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who? Dinosaurs out, here I come!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken already, can you fix it?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new pair of shoes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jester. Jester who? Jesterday was a funny day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, you're gonna love this joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you, I think you have a cold!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's time for more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cashews. Cashews who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli-dile Dundee!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce have a party, it's Friday!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive longs for summer days!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut worry, be happy!