Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.
Fawn
Fawn over me, please!
Sandy hair!
Joseph
There's no need to cry!
Dishes a nice place we've got here!
Don't cry, Halloween is just around the corner!
Honeydew you know how cute you are?
Snowbody but me!
Sam person who knocked on your door last time!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel prize winner!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken, I need your help!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Sid. Sid who? Sid down and let me tell you a joke!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lou. Lou who? Lou must be joking with me!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Just in time for more laughter!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Kenya please stop telling these jokes?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and open up!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Queen. Queen who? Queen for a day, always a queen!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up, you're late for work!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Siri. Siri who? Siri-ously, it's joke time!