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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Artie there, I'm invited to the party!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ivan to break down the door if you don't open it!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Avery time I try to think of a new joke, I get stuck!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Meow
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Meow or never, tell me another joke!
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Avery scary movie makes me jump!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ben trying to reach you, open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wanda hang out with me today?
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Alma make jokes but I'm not very good at them!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Jess
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Just between you and me, this joke is silly!
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Cheese a cute little mouse!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Pauline
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I think I'm Pauline in love with you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Joseph a little closer, I can't hear you!
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Annie body home?
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Thistle
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Thistle be the last time I knock!
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Philip
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Philip my glass, I'm thirsty!
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