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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for some jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? It's just me, don't be scared!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have to do, since I'm here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in already!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Omelette you finish this joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alpaca the punchline, you'll love it!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ivan-t to hear more jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Mandarin orange, it's just a joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Meow or never, tell me another knock-knock joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Hannah down, I've got more jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ben waiting for you to ask me for more jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sherwood like to hear another joke?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Carmen let's tell more knock-knock jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Artie ready for more jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Just kidding with these knock-knock jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Cheese louise, this is getting cheesy!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Pauline quiet, I'm trying to hear the joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Avery time I try to tell a joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Juan to meet you, my new friend!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Justin time for the punchline!
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Beets me, I'm just a potato!
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