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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Alma not going to stop telling jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ken you let me in, it's freezing out here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sandy your ground, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ya who, like the old search engine?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Joseph over and open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Candice door open, I forgot my keys!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Thistle be the last knock-knock joke, promise!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Turnip the heat, I'm cold!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Candice be love that I'm feeling for you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Howard you like to be my friend?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Don't be sad, it's just a joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Olive you, so please let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Figs the doorbell, someone's here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lion around and you'll miss the punchline!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Raisin the roof, it's party time!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Mandarin
Knock-Knock Jokes
Mandarin ducks always travel in pairs!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Honeydew you have any more good jokes?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sherwood like to come in and have a chat!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Carmen let me in or should I knock again?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Artie
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