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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Alpaca the picnic basket, we're going on a trip!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ash.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Aww, don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ivan.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ivan the mood for a good laugh!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Boat.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Boat you glad to see me?
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Kanga.
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Not much, what about you?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Isabelle the way I came in?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Boo-ya, that's who!
Knock-Knock Jokes
One.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alpaca the swimsuit, let's hit the beach!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Cow says mooooo!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yodel-ay-hee.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Harry up and let me in!
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Butter let me in, it's cold out here!
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Ben a while since we've had a good laugh!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Forget it, it's pointless!
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