Knock, knock. Who's there? Kelly. Kelly who? Kelly-ng me softly with your song!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house, it's Halloween!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive it up to you to answer!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter and jam time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey know how to fix the broken door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kelly. Kelly who? Kelly-affection for you is through the roof!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin the bank, now give me all your treats!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep answering the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kazoo. Kazoo who? Kazoo-t bless you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited to be here with you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey. Honey who? Honey bee a dear and give me a hug?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cashew. Cashew who? Cashew outside, how bout dat?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive hard to resist a good joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have to wait, the joke's coming!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you'd like to tell me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? Owen to be wisecrackin' with these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo sit down and I'll tell you a story!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood, didn't you see me wave?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Beet. Beet who? Beet me to the doorbell!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what we'll do if you don't open this door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Theresa. Theresa who? Theresa fly in the room, open up!