Knock, knock. Who's there? Boyd. Boyd who? Boyd you didn't answer the door sooner!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive my jokes are this good!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel be a good time if you keep laughing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Avery. Avery who? Avery funny person, that's who!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah more good jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? Eww, you smell like poop!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Booze the one who should be laughing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Rusty. Rusty who? Rusty pizza, it's been in the fridge for a week!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Theresa. Theresa who? Theresa wrong house, sorry!

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You-hoo, Big summer blowout!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? Europe last chance, open this door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more donuts left?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Oops, I did it again!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Double. Double who? Double the fun, double the laughs!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel the ground, let's dance!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? MOO!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken, or do I need to knock again?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wood. Wood who? Wood you like to open the door?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom or can I go in raw?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben a while since I've seen you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen let me in, it's getting chilly outside!