Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Figured it was about time for another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kim. Kim who? Kim over and see me sometime!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub before you get in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ned. Ned who? Ned your help with these groceries!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry at the door, can you open it?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait so long for a response!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf the house, I need some fresh air!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Practise. Practise who? Practise safe jokes, always!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Witch. Witch who? Witch way to the candy, I'm craving sweets!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel the sky is clearing up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Emma. Emma who? Emma glad to see you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream for you if you open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lynn. Lynn who? Lynn-t me in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to give me a hug!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you looking for a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what day it is? Hump day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Vera. Vera who? Vera second, I'll be right there!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like it if I told you a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Abdul. Abdul who? Abdul the rain is coming!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you, you're sneezing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell rings, get ready for dinner!