Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs someone funnier!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me out?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you doing?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Just in time for a chuckle!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like some humor?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Avery. Avery who? Avery body loves a good joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cheez. Cheez who? Cheez a sweet joke for you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Perry. Perry who? Perry pleased to meet you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the house, who's in charge here?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you make me laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Fig-ured you'd answer the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry you doin' today?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting here for ages!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Avery. Avery who? Avery funny joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Islam. Islam who? Islam gonna let me in or what?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the picnic basket, we're going for a hike!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey likes you a lot!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry the burglar, open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter, did you get it?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you, it's cold in here!