Knock, knock. Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to keep my coffee warm!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the way, I'm coming through!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Fig out the punchline yourself!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wood. Wood who? Wood you believe it's already Friday?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a cheese sandwich, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce stay friends forever!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you let me in, it's raining!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, it's easy!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke out the window, it's a beautiful day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Just in time for a joke, yay!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep, outta the way!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you need is love, baby!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you doing this fine day?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey likes you, and so do I!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Candy. Candy who? Candy are the best kind of jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden. Wooden who? Wooden you like to know my name?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey. Honey who? Honey a minute, I'm almost finished!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii you doing this fine day?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep, truck coming through!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad you know me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to go get ice cream?