Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the swimsuit, we're going to the beach!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or else I'll melt!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream so loud, everyone can hear me knocking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock, knock, joke time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito just bit me, ouch!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boyd. Boyd who? Boyd you be mine?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boat. Boat who? Boat to thank you for answering!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Cher's another knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like a cup of tea, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep-beep, open up the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't have a key to this door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you-ve been missing me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke out your window and see me waving!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in before the big bad wolf does!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Golf. Golf who? Golfe is no place for a picnic!

Echo you, echo me, echo would like to hear more knock-knock jokes!

Boo-hoo, don't cry, it's just a joke!

Wanda hang out with me?

Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

Justin the neighborhood, thought I'd stop by!

Candice door open or am I stuck out here?