Knock, knock. Who's there? Lana. Lana who? Let's play some Lana Del Rey and chill!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy have a chat with me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Julius. Julius who? Julius Caesar, hail to thee!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan you believe it's not butter?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howell. Howell who? Howell you doing today?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Iva. Iva who? I've a sore knuckle from knocking too much!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you're staying over!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to hear another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery, welcome to the dinner table!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my chocolate stash!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I need to fix it!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive in the family!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Rice. Rice who? Rice to meet you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli don't work on me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce know when you get here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop with these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce have a great time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Julius. Julius who? Julius in time for a good joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana go to the park with you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ghana. Ghana who? Ghana get your own jokes!