Knock, knock. Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me, I'm just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a cheeseburger!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for the funny joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan. Juan who? Juan do you think you're gonna finish that homework?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya please stop with these jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Darth. Darth who? Darth Vader, may the force be with you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli and cheddar!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing right now?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey. Honey who? Honey bee a dear and pass the salt?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's lettuce stand outside in the cold!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Raisin. Raisin who? Raisin the roof, it's party time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cerealously, who's there?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Are you scared of ghosts?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your jokes are so lame!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know what's good for you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys the weekend, time to relax!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Cash me ousside, how 'bout dat?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amber. Amber who? Amber-ella to the party tonight!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bee. Bee who? Bee-lieve me, you'll laugh at this one!