Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you help me pack!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan. Juan who? Juan to tell me how to get to your house!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you let me in, please?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are the best time to joke around!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police believe me, it's a great joke!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be laughing at this joke all day!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know this is a hilarious joke?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Herb. Herb who? Herb it's time for more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce make some more jokes together!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida look and then laughed at this joke!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal-ously, can I come in for a joke?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo first and have a good time together!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know, let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce have some fun together!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank goodness it's you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke who finally got the door open!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I really mean it!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you ready for our trip?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Vienna. Vienna who? Vienna second I thought I was at the wrong house!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Yoda best friend!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you miss me?