Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more snacks?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Baloney. Baloney who? Baloney sandwich for lunch again!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bart. Bart who? Bart none, let's go swimming!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bertha. Bertha who? Bertha the TV doesn't work, we can't watch any shows!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Betty. Betty who? Betty hurry up, we're going to be late!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bill. Bill who? Bill me later for this funny joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Birch. Birch who? Birch you didn't know, I love telling jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bologna. Bologna who? Bologna sandwich for lunch, how original!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Brandy. Brandy who? Brandy new day to tell jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Brenda. Brenda who? Brenda later, let's have some fun now!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita know, so I knocked on your door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Burt. Burt who? Burt me, I've been knocking for a while now!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you bring the jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah joke like a good knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta joke I know, and that's pretty good!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they laughin'!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jamaican. Jamaican who? Jamaican me laugh with these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna one person who loves knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know, I'm here with another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for more hilarious jokes from me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Malta. Malta who? Malta jokes make me laugh, just like this one!