Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thistle. Thistle who? This'll be the last joke, I promise!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice who can't whistle!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy the one who loves you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan I come in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Esther. Esther who? Esther bunny going to answer the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna key, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a real good joke, huh?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard you of mine!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys the weekend, let's party!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry glad to see you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan a good joke for you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Friday, let's party!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Echo. Echo who? Echo you listening to me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Andy. Andy who? Andy worms for sale?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Al. Al who? Al give you a big hug!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry up and open the door, it's me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you, you sneezed when I knocked!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive broadcasting career!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Stella. Stella who? Stella nother one of these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy, set, go!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, I forgot my own name!