Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, it's cold!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Eve. Eve who? Eve-ryone loves a good joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris open, I'm freezing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Miss. Miss who? Miss-taken identity!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Myrtle. Myrtle who? Myrtle the turtle saying hello!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orbit. Orbit who? Orbit's how I met your mother!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Perk. Perk who? Perk up, it's joke time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Quad. Quad who? Quad the deck of cards!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Schmoo. Schmoo who? Schmoo wants to hear a joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda talk funny more?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Xavier. Xavier who? Xavier breaths, Xavier has to!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Claire. Claire who? Clair the way, I'm coming in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna let me in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Halloween, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta table, let's eat!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris open, the weather's cold!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm drowning!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Halloween, what's up boo?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Miss. Miss who? Miss a really good joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan. Juan who? Juan to hear a joke?