Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Marbles. Marbles who? Marbles in your soup!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? Owen the saints, come marching in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Aren't we glad to see each other?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thank you, I prefer almonds!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dinah. Dinah who? Dinner time, let's eat!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Typewriter. Typewriter who? Type faster, I'm waiting!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ferdinand. Ferdinand who? Ferdinand the mailbox, here's your letter!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, it's snowy!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Halibut. Halibut who? Halibut any fish today?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Banana who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come and play outside?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Twit. Twit who? Bless you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Albert. Albert who? Albert you didn't know who it was!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow go. Cow go who? No silly, cow go moo!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it's a secret!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca suitcase for a weekend getaway!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel around, I'm having a great time!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive life is full of surprises!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?