Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be let in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bee. Bee who? Bee-hind you, that's where I am!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce go out and have some fun!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda hang out with me right now!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-hoo, it's just a joke, don't cry!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you, now open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now hand over the keys!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, you're my best friend!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood, who else would it be?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive my life, you brighten up my day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Edam. Edam who? Edam to the door and let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be my friend forever?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nettie. Nettie who? Nettie day now, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Emma. Emma who? Emma so glad to see you, open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo first, I'm right behind you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you open the door, I forgot my key!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda walk around the block with me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben expecting you to open the door for me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Andy. Andy who? And-y jokes are the best kind of jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Opal. Opal who? Opal the door, it's me!