Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have any more snacks in this house?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo, let me in, it's raining outside!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooooooooo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open the door, the pizza's here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with this heavy box?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard wanted you to open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody, just me waiting to come in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Terry. Terry who? Terry glad I'm not a ghost!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Can you please stop knocking on my door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Esther. Esther who? Esther bunny material?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s chilly out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says moooooooooo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca suitcase for our trip!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you for listening to my joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Peek. Peek who? Peek-a-boo, I see you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you didn't expect me to knock!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome for another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter and jelly, a classic combo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? Europe one telling jokes here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pebble. Pebble who? Pebble said the jokes were over?