Knock, knock. Who's there? Yodelay. Yodelay who? Yodelay hee hoo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know, I'm just the joke teller!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how beautiful you are?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nun. Nun who? Nun of your beeswax!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wouldn’t you like to know?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I’m so excited for our hike together!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, Santa's famous laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a big smile?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin the bank, I need more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you need to know is I love you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a great time for some laughter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know, these jokes are funny!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas let me in, it's chilly out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boat. Boat who? Boat you glad you opened the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you, you just sneezed from laughing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Stan. Stan who? Stan back, I'm about to tell a great joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda open the door and let me in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Look into my eyes and you'll see more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Peaches. Peaches who? Peaches be quiet, I'm trying to think of more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Art. Art who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the swimsuits, we’re going to the beach!