Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey won't fit in the door, open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma glad you answered for more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita joke that will make you laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Benson. Benson who? Benson than nothing, let's hear another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dinah. Dinah who? Dinah mind if I tell another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ollie. Ollie who? Ollie days are great for joke-telling!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Phil. Phil who? Phil up on laughter with another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Quincy. Quincy who? Quincy a day, there will be more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Rita. Rita who? Rita lotta jokes lately, here's one more!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sandy. Sandy who? Sandy day is better with a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Terry. Terry who? Terry busy laughing at these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ursula. Ursula who? Ursula laughs with this next joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Vince. Vince who? Vince you open this door, I'll tell a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Willow. Willow who? Willow you listen to another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you to hear another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you want to hear a joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca the trunk. Alpaca the trunk who? Alpaca the sunscreen, we're going to the beach!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow laughing matter, it's just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobell. Nobell who? That's why I knocked!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Imma. Imma who? Imma gonna tell another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know, you tell me!