Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix that you finally opened the door, here's the joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida days, I been knockin' with jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chow. Chow who? Chow down on this joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy go out and play jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Conrad. Conrad who? Conrad-ulations, you got the joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie bit helps when you're trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, come and give me a hug!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tango. Tango who? Tango on telling these knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua bunch of funny knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal-ously, open up and let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive knocking, let me in already!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry the jokes get better and better!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Cash me outside, how bout dah?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, I'll keep knocking until you answer!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you for answering the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda go on a joke-telling adventure?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo go beep beep!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justina. Justina who? Justina other knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you glad to see me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Cash you outside, how about that?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you need is love and more knock-knock jokes!