Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle make you laugh, I promise!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you and share a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Hatcha later, alligator!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya believe how funny these knock-knock jokes are?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says I'm moo-ved by your sense of humor!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is open, come on in and join the fun!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door or I'll keep knocking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting owl. Interrupting owl who? Who who whooooo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Cash me ousside, how bow dah?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it must be broken!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Rory. Rory who? Rory up and answer the door, it's rude to keep knocking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? Who do you think you are, not opening the door for a joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sorbet. Sorbet who? Sorbet this fashion trend is so last season!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you to come in and hear this joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? B-4. B-4 who? B-4 you take the next joke, please open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Needles. Needles who? Needles thread, get it?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery, but I'll do my best!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way, I'm coming in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell you're going to answer this door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding the finishing touches on this joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I always will!