Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah-ther joke for you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Booze me, open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida food at your place!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli, I'm here to see my best friend!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lotta. Lotta who? Lotta knocks, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Asparagus. Asparagus who? Asparagus I'm concerned, I'll keep knocking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? King Tut. King Tut who? King Tut-ankhamun, the ancient Egyptian pharaoh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be the one answering the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nun. Nun who? Nun of your business, just open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Booze don't knock, you let yourself in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cashew. Cashew who? Cashew outside, it's raining!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me, now let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana go home now, it's getting late!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma looking for cute!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any snacks in the house?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jermaine. Jermaine who? Jermaine topic of conversation tonight!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Buttercup. Buttercup who? Buttercup and answer the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? It's Halloween, don't be scared!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce have a good time tonight!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Art. Art who? Art you gonna let me in or what?