Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow do you do!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya please keep a secret?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Oink. Oink who? Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Fig you're going to ignore me again?!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda know the answer to this question?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli you look at the time, it's already late!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph a great day for telling jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hula. Hula who? Hula these jokes keep coming?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, so please let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yodel. Yodel who? Yodel ever stop with these jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to tell you jokes all day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan. Juan who? Juan of your biggest fans, for sure!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have to do until something better comes along!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii can I make you laugh today?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Fig-ure it out, it's obvious!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Peaches. Peaches who? Peaches be quiet, the neighbors can hear you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? You're a shoe-in for a good laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii can't you hear me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep knocking? Let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Siri. Siri who? Siri-ously, open this door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cami. Cami who? Cami over and let me in, it's cold out here!