Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how lovely you are?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my medication, I’m not feeling well!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weiner. Weiner who? Weiner you going to open the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank goodness it's Friday!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up with the punchline!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I keep knocking on wood!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olivia. Olivia who? Olivia little laughter goes a long way!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Atchoo! Is someone else coming down with a cold?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yogurt. Yogurt who? Yogurt to know when it's time for more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Norma. Norma who? Normally I don't knock during nap time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police donut ask for my secrets!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No, you don't have to change your name!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma people think this joke is hilarious!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Woodchuck. Woodchuck who? Woodchuck would like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry the one that will make you laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to me, this is a great joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-tiful joke, right?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut better knock next time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Halloween, that's when the real jokes come out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy a little kiss?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Kentucky Fried Chicken for dinner?