Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to hear my next joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs me a winner of best joke award!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita joke to make you smile!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce make each other laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for the laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to use a key to open this door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Shell. Shell who? Shell we dance?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Quacker. Quacker who? Quacker than a duck!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Socks. Socks who? Socks appeal!

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? George Washington!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben over and pick up that sock!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you think you are?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli-n my heart when I met you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me, who did you think it was?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock-knock Police. Knock-knock Police who? Knock-knock Police open up, it's freezing out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be invited in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome in my house!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly, cows say moo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bless. Bless who? Bless you, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce know when you're ready to hear the punchline!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Eggs. Eggs who? Eggs-cuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?