Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it must be someone funny!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rolling with these great jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come with another pun!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, just enjoy the joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a sport and laugh at these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce tell you another fantastic joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes way I can make you laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you up and ready for a good laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hutch. Hutch who? Gesundheit!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing I can do to make you laugh?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you need is a good sense of humor!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a good place for a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boyd. Boyd who? Boyd you have any more jokes to tell me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for, tell me another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? B-4. B-4 who? B-4 I tell another joke, can you guess the punchline?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, Santa's got some great jokes too!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe guess what I've got planned for the weekend?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hike. Hike who? Hike a ride to the punchline of this joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Atch your step, these jokes are coming in hot!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in, it's chilly out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar stupid question, get a stupid answer!